Worldly wisdom I've acquired:

A: If you ever have lunch with Bill, and he pulls out a camera (and that better be all he pulls out...), RUN FOR THE HILLS!

B: Quality is overrated.

C: Electron: We're the worst. We know it. We just don't care.

D: Hmmm, I guess it's a small world, after all.

Obligatory Bio: bought a c64, misused it repeatedly.

Obligatory Technical Accomplishments: after years of effort, finally got the NOP instruction down to 1 cycle.